The end of the "trilogy," yes, the same email Prissy sent me -- once again I dare you not to smile and I dare you not to admit your a Texan! ("Oh" I'm soooo No. 5!)
1. If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas;
2. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas;
3. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas;
4. If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas;
5. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas;
6. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas;
7. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas;
8. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,you may live in Texas;
9. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas;
10. If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,' you may live in Texas;
11. If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you definitely live in Texas!
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